Corny English Jokes

 

  • Are you getting shorter? You seem to be inching closer to my heart.
  • Excuse me, mind telling me what time it is? I must remember the exact time I met my soul mate!
  • I’ve always thought happiness started with H. I just realized that all this time, it started with U.
  • Let’s play something, just not hide-and-seek. This is because a guy/girl like you is really hard to find.
  • You’re getting tall, aren’t you? Last time, you were at this height. Now, you’re on my mind.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

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